My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

• Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
• Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*

How to be ugly

• Step 1: Look like me.